Hi Diddly Dee, an Actor's Life for Me
"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
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Yes, I'm aware that this blog is very lazy at the moment, and I've talked about nothing but television for weeks, but it's just too much like hard work to actually think at the moment. In an attempt to make some incisive commentary on the stuff I'm posting, I will cynically point out that coke costs a LOT more than 10p - and when was the last time you got a glass bottle out of a vending machine? Still - very cool ad.
The secret world of vending machines
12.6.07 21:41
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amillionpieces / Website (12.6.07 23:01) Coke from a glass bottle. One of lifes rare pleasures. |
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hoverFrog / Website (13.6.07 16:25) It's not real dear. In real life the poor coke people who live in the machines have to work 24 hours a day for 10p a year making the bottle from nothing but sand and an old match head. They then have to fill the bottle with their own blood (plus a secret ingredient) and cool it with their own breath. If they break a bottle or fail to deliver one within the required three seconds then they are beaten with frozen shards of cake until they cry. They're only let out for an hour at Christmas to play football with the Fanta people. It's hardly a laughing matter. |
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Katja / Website (13.6.07 23:35) Sorry, Mr Frog: you're absolutely right. I shall henceforth be campaigning tirelessly for the rights of the vending machine people. No-one should have to play football with the Fanta people. |
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