Torchlight / Website (15.7.07 20:28) Hello? is this thing on? Where's the damn bleep? Has it started recording yet?

The (one and only) Tone / Website (16.7.07 13:26) Hey, Torchlight, too soon! You're meant to wait until I've l left a message. Grumble. Now it's all messed up a bit skew-iff. I bet you're the one that leaves the messages on my answerphone that start ..."0345 okay then? Bye!" :-) .

amillionpieces / Website (16.7.07 16:16) OI! Come BACK!!!! You can't go travelling, who else will keep me occupied all day? *stomps feet* *has tantrum* *sulks off* (have fun.)

hoverFrog / Website (17.7.07 08:43) *mutter* Bloody ansa machine. Can't even spell "answer" properly. Pick up! Hello! Gah! I hate these machines. Are you screening your calls. Hellllloooooo! *waits* OK, talk to you later. Bye.

MovieBuff / Website (18.7.07 00:08) To re-record your message, press the hash key at any time. When you have finished recording your message, just hang up. To hear these options again ... *thinks "bugger it"* *writes note instead* Bon voyage. Return safe and soon.

John (NP) / Website (19.7.07 15:12) Hello. This is John from National Power. When you left the house you left the oven, the lights, the computer, the outside light, the hairdryer and your stereo all on. I found this out when I came round to check the meter. (Oh, and you left your door unlocked). I'm afraid you owe us a little over £7,500. If you're looking for your keys, which you left behind as well, they're with your neighbour. Thanks John.

Torchlight (aka 'Purple') / Website (23.7.07 09:57) Hello this is John from XXXX Power and Gas, I just thought you'd like to know about out latest fantastic offer for people that want to switch their electricity and gas supplier.... Lol, do you think this is going too far yet? No?

The Magnificent Frog / Website (30.7.07 11:29) I hate to be pedantic but how many L's are in "travelling"? You may well be swanning off round the globe but this is England and we have standards. Come home safe and soon.

Arty / Website (30.7.07 23:19) Can't believe I came back to the blogs before you, ha!

Violet / Website (31.7.07 10:34) So are you back yet? Do you check this space once in a while when you are out? So when are you coming back, huh?

amillionpieces / Website (2.8.07 18:39) Hello? Pick up the phone would you! I'm still getting your machine. You never call back, geeze, is that so much to ask Katja? Miss you x

Katja / Website (3.8.07 10:49) Gosh, what a lot of messages! That's what I get for going away and not checking the machine. I'm only here very briefly at the moment, but I shall be back more permanently quite soon. I have lots to tell you all - tales of illness, injury and loss, but also stories of fun and songs and dancing. More soon ... Mr F: I deliberated long and hard about that one. It's a bastardised quote from Breakfast at Tiffany's; eventually I decided to stick with the American spelling for the sake of continuity, but it did hurt.

Arty / Website (7.8.07 23:01) Are you back yet? i am starting the campaign for a blinks at Betty's....

The Magnificent Frog / Website (20.8.07 09:08) I suppose if you're quoting then it can be allowed. It hurts just to admit that.

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