(17.8.05 12:22) Get some Febreezelove. And Cillit Bang. No idea what it does, but it looks powerful.

(17.8.05 12:24) BANG! That stuff has got to be good - why else would that guy talk so loud?

(17.8.05 12:24) Same problem at my house only with kippers. Think I will use the barbecue to cook them next time. I wouldn't advise that for the curry though.

(17.8.05 12:24) It always smells so great at the time - just not the morning after, and the one after that, and the one after that! Hope it was delicious though, that will slightly make up for it, maybe?

(17.8.05 12:26) I adore curry - what is chana though?

(17.8.05 12:26) Not as bad as the smell in my flat- the river outside has started to stink of sewage and is now stinking me flat out! And I can't open the windows to air it! Anyone coming into my flat must thinking I must have some sort of 'problem'!!

(17.8.05 12:48) Darn! How come y'all beat me to the Cillit Bang comments! *shakes head, wanders off dazed*

(17.8.05 12:52) I failed the Clit Bang stuff when I QC'd their commercial, it failed Ofcom guidelines on a couple of occasions. Made me feel quite good! If only I could have stopped that arseing Ford advert with the age of aquarius song in it...

(17.8.05 12:55) Nancy-Call the council! It sounds like one/some of your neighbour's have bodged some home DIY and plumbed their foul waste into a rain soak! This happened to a house where I used to live. We got the council to slap them up!

(17.8.05 12:56) linesy - you failed what bang??

(17.8.05 13:00) Yeah, and I keep calling it Clit Bang too! I blame all the grot I've had to watch over the years...

(17.8.05 13:00) Linesy- so many men do (fail the clit bang)...

(17.8.05 13:11) I really can't remember anymore... :-(

(17.8.05 13:12) Clit bang? OOH ERR.

(17.8.05 13:16) Evie, chana is chickpeas. Clit bang... *snigger*

(17.8.05 13:17) Linesy- don't worry love. Its like riding a bicycle...if you know what I mean!

(17.8.05 13:19) FE - I think curry would make a terrible mess of the BBQ. Sounds like fun hehehe! Nancy, you can't fool us. 'The river smells' indeed - pfft ;op

(17.8.05 13:27) ooh yum, loves chickpeas

(17.8.05 13:33) Ha! I cleaned the kitchen and it was still curry-stinky. So I decided to make lunch - blue cheese and bacon salad. By a happy coincidence, these are also stinky foods and have covered up the curry smell nicely. Aythangyew ;o)

(17.8.05 13:35) Hooray! (by the way- it is the river not me. IT IS!)

(17.8.05 13:42) *nods understandingly while holding nose* tee hee!

(17.8.05 13:56) The two smells haven't metamorphosed into a single, even more hideous smell then? You know, like a fart in a teenage boy's bedroom.

(17.8.05 14:03) Amazingly, no. Or they hadn't while I was making lunch. I haven't yet been back into the kitchen, so it may have happened since. I'm a bit scared now...

(17.8.05 16:09) (Clit Bang. Ye Gods). When you go back into the kitchen, whatever you do, don't light a match or try switching on the light. In fact, remove the door hinges to get in - the lock might spark as you turn the handle. In fact, don't ever go in the kitchen again, just to be safe. Sell up and move 50 miles in a random direction. A little known fact: a number of Russian 'nuclear' reactors are powered with rods of blue cheese and chana masala.

(17.8.05 16:40) That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, Mike, judging by the effect it's had on The Architect's digestive system *ahem*

(17.8.05 18:02) Clit bang *giggles like a school girl*

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