Enormous women wanted...

...to fit into the hundreds of dresses that Monsoon have made in sizes 20 and 22.  I'm feeling quite good about myself at the moment, in that I've just been shopping but couldn't find any dresses SMALL enough to fit me; however that doesn't help me with my current sartorial crisis, dammit.

13.4.06 16:32
 


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(13.4.06 16:38)
I think Monsoon make their sizes slightly larger aswell, so a 12 is more like a nearly-14...


(13.4.06 16:43)
Yeah and 10 is like 14 too.


(13.4.06 16:44)
Its such a hard life, isnt it. Tell you what. Make your life easy, and give up wearing clothes forever.
That should make your life easier :-)


(13.4.06 16:44)
Yes they do. But they have absolutely no mid-sizes left at the moment, not even online. It's most annoying, as I only have a week to find a dress for a wedding.


(13.4.06 16:45)
Dippy, behave!


(13.4.06 16:48)
*looks at feet*
Sorry floaty,
*scrapes toe along ground*
Wont do it again
*looks up under eyebrows*
*holding hands behind back, swings upper body*
forgive me :-)


(13.4.06 16:49)
can fat people have a mad rush?


(13.4.06 16:50)
Awwwwwwww - g'wan then, you're forgiven...


(13.4.06 16:53)
Knobber, that's very naughty. But amusing.


A / Website (13.4.06 17:18)
I dont think size 20 and 22 is Enormous thank you very much


(13.4.06 17:37)
*shrugs* OK.


(13.4.06 17:37)
Go Nude.
x


(13.4.06 17:41)
Sheesh - you chaps are obsessed!


(13.4.06 17:43)
Dippy and I are clearly just both of a very well developed stage of aesthetic appreciation of nice things.

We can't help it. We were born this way.


(13.4.06 19:14)
Monsoon slightly larger?! I can never fit into their stuff! Are they telling me something here?


(13.4.06 19:16)
Hahaha - you're evidently a freak, Cady!


(13.4.06 19:18)
Hmpf! Now i won't let you borrow my cool mermaid tshirt ;D


(13.4.06 19:22)
Well maybe I'll just get my own, so ner!


(13.4.06 19:25)
Ner ner!


(13.4.06 19:26)
Oh, you're being silly now. It's past your bedtime and you're showing off to your friends. *wags finger*


(13.4.06 19:27)
Heehee..tis true Auntie Kat..(does that make you feel even older?!! ;D)


(13.4.06 19:27)
*chortles*


(13.4.06 19:38)
And you can just behave yourself as well, young Peter. Tsk. The youth of today...


(13.4.06 19:39)
Sorry, Ma'am.


(13.4.06 19:42)
That's all right, lovely. It was probably that naughty Amy leading you astray.


(13.4.06 19:42)
It was, you know what she's like, getting cantankarous in her old age.


(13.4.06 19:43)
*snigger*


(13.4.06 19:49)
Oh I see what you're all like on here..back is turned for a minute and there's already a knife in it! Hmpf!


(13.4.06 19:54)
It was a well aimed blow, I thought.


(13.4.06 19:57)
You know I'm sensitive about my age PeterJ!


(13.4.06 19:58)
Ooh, he's a little divil that Pete...


(13.4.06 20:00)
*whistles innocently*


(13.4.06 20:03)
I used to like you Kate..


(13.4.06 20:11)
Ooh, that's harsh.


(13.4.06 20:13)
Ouch.
Kate, it appears we are both in the bad books.


(13.4.06 20:14)
I think we should both go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what we've done.


(13.4.06 20:17)
We can go in naughty corner together?
Oh my, naughtiness does pay off.


(14.4.06 16:33)
I have the same problem.


(14.4.06 17:25)
Except for the size 6 dress I found once which fitted perfectly, except the bust was enormous, and then I was trapped in it for a few minutes because there was no give in the waistband. Anyone with actual boobs would have had to cut it but I managed to wriggle out like a cat.


(14.4.06 17:31)
Oh, that moment of terror when you think you're not going to get out of something you're trying on - it's just the worst.

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